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crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 7:30 pm, #43763
And if you think you can leverage my earlier comments about Gingrich, which I've already explained to you several times, into some sort of retraction on my behalf, or even continue to use it as a distraction, or as a 'way out' for yourself, you're wrong.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 7:28 pm, #43762
The only logic that applies here is that earlier you said could prove I was a racist, and that anyone still paying attention to this, is waiting on you to provide your proof. The last 36 or so hours, is just you trying to wiggle your way out of doing it.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 6:04 pm, #43760
so you admit that your stupidity with gingrich concerning the moon base/typical republican was bull****? Otherwise, it means the "logic" applies here and you are a racist. Don't be a dumbass, just admit you screwed the pooch
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 6:03 pm, #43759
you really need to look at some postings that were earlier than that. I know, I know, your mom doesn't want to read that many postings to you, but you come off as dumb as fauxnews otherwise
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 3:45 pm, #43755
... why you think it could work.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 3:44 pm, #43754
Thank you for admitting that you don't believe I'm a racist. As for your attempt to try and extort a retraction from me, GFY, rookie. The Donald Trump playbook only works if the person you're talking to is a mindless dolt. Which probably explains...
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 3:38 pm, #43753
My goodness you are a dumb one, aren't you arnnatz?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:28 pm, #43740
since it would no longer be valid
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:27 pm, #43739
It's really simple cranky. All you have to do is say you were wrong and your gingrich moon base statement was wrong and I will retract my statement accusing you of racism. Otherwise, you are admitting that you are a racist.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:18 pm, #43738
so you admit that you are a racist? Or do you say that your gingrich a***ogy was just plain bull****? C'mon cranky, it's one or the other. No diversions, just answer the question.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:17 pm, #43737
*to show*
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:16 pm, #43736
Nope, but I don't have to, I used your "logic" that you are a racist
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 2:11 pm, #43735
Y'know, staying on topic? Remember?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 2:10 pm, #43734
Your comment #43551, arnnatz. That's what we're discussing. So show me a comment or a poster of mine that proves my alleged racism, or STFU.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 2:09 pm, #43733
Really? You've shown a comment or a poster of mine on politifake that is racist? No you haven't, you're lying.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:07 pm, #43732
I've proven it, you're just too ignorant to admit it or maybe too ignorant to see it
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 2:07 pm, #43731
He stated: "In Israel-where my family is ORIGINALLY from..." You really should try reading what people type once in a while arnnatz.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 2:05 pm, #43730
You're such an idiot. A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:05 pm, #43729
funny, you stated in one the early posts by you that you were a brit, now you claim you are israeli. Odd how it changes when it suits you
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:05 pm, #43728
I've proved your racism, unless you claim your gingrich a***ogy about the typical republican was wrong. Is that what you are saying?
fauxnews - November 18, 2012, 2:04 pm, #43727
@arntHEnutz:I told you before thats why your Austin Powers jokes make me giggle,mate.Im Israeli in origin. My family moved to England when i was a child.Your not so dense.We discussed this in comments weeks ago.I make funs of native Brits w/the best of em
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 2:00 pm, #43726
nothing like skewing facts or anything. Is make****upistan really where you come from? I thought you claimed to be a brit?!? You obviously know nothing about any comments that were made or you wouldn't attempt to make those bogus statement stick
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:58 pm, #43725
Are you planning on playing the victim card now arnnatz? That would be, for lack of a better word, predictable.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:58 pm, #43724
Yes, what about it?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:57 pm, #43723
yeah, right, remember the moderator (get out of jail free ) b***on you had at one time?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:57 pm, #43722
Distractions. A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
fauxnews - November 18, 2012, 1:56 pm, #43721
@Cranky.."Or we could talk about how you claim to collect $250K a year on veterans disability" For real, mate? Is this POS impersonating an American soldier? In Israel-where my family is originally from-you would get flogged,just for starters.How sad
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:56 pm, #43720
cranky, are you saying that you were full of **** when you made the gringrich a***ogy?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:56 pm, #43719
Hey arnnatz, A) you're the guy accusing others of being racists. I'd say that you're pretty much over that line yourself. B) I didn't have you banned. I wouldn't have you banned. I enjoy helping you make yourself look like the moron you are. Daily.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:55 pm, #43718
really? Can you show any statements by me where I questioned his birthplace? I knew you couldn't.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:54 pm, #43717
No, it has nothing to do with it. It is a distraction. A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:54 pm, #43716
and, cranky, i'll remind you of the latest rules on name calling and ask that you refrain from it. Remember when you had me banned for a day for calling you a name? turnabout is fair play.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:53 pm, #43715
It has everything to do with it. Your "logic" applies to defining "typical"
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:52 pm, #43714
sorry, that was 43529
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:51 pm, #43713
run for prime minister? Oh, my, I guess that make you a gap-toothed racist
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:51 pm, #43712
Your turn, fauxnews. You stated in 43259 you implied that republicans are racist and used the same thing that I just used on cranky. Can you name a black prime minister of britain? Can you name a black that has been nominated by a major polical party to
fauxnews - November 18, 2012, 1:50 pm, #43711
@arentHEnutz-America isnt racist...just the part of America that you belong to, one that calls him a Kenyan born Muslim socialist when he's really a moderate liberal Christian capitalist.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:49 pm, #43710
Gingrich has nothing to do with this conversation you colossal dimwit. A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:49 pm, #43709
...commons, so that the PM coud be on the floor for the debates.
fauxnews - November 18, 2012, 1:48 pm, #43708
@arentHEnutz-Were aren't saying America is racist, wanker, we're just saying you are.America clearly isn't racist now, they reelected a black Pres.But you are/were for not standing by your 1st Black President and resorting to birther attacks to defeat him
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:48 pm, #43707
The leader of whichever party wins the most ridings, gets to be PM. The PM can even lose his own riding, and still be PM. But this doesn't happen a lot. One of the other people in his/her party would surrender their seat to him/her in the house of...
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:47 pm, #43706
The cranky gingrich a***ogy, unless you deny it is correct, proves that you are a racist with the statements that I just showed you. Prove it wrong or state that you were full of **** about the gingrich statement. or B) STFU
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:47 pm, #43705
Now back to the conversation: A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:46 pm, #43704
Their party wins the most ridings.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:46 pm, #43703
So, second verse, same as the first: A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:46 pm, #43702
enlighten me. How does a person become prime minister in canada if not by obtaining the most votes?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:45 pm, #43701
Hey dummy, Gingrich and Canada have nothing to do with you proving that I've made racist comments or racist posters here on politifake. This whole thread only proves your willingness to distract from an accusation that you uttered, once pressed.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:45 pm, #43700
So, tell me, cranky. Do you vote for your prime minister or is he chosen by some random person in your country?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:44 pm, #43699
*your*
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:44 pm, #43698
Just to be clear, Canadian PM's aren't elected the same way as American Presidents. But you barely know how your own government works, I can't fault you for being completely ignorant as to how other countries governments work.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:43 pm, #43697
Kind of sucks when you draw an ignorant conclusion elsewhere and have it thrown back in yoru face, doesn't it?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:42 pm, #43696
are you denying that you are a canadian? Or are you denying your gringich a***ogy is correct?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:42 pm, #43695
Once you get it out of there and wiped off, then A) Prove my alleged racism. or B) STFU.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:41 pm, #43694
How does Canada never having a black primeminister, prove that I've made racist comments and racist posters on politifake? Please pull your empty head out of your @$$.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:40 pm, #43693
my apologies to moo+ or any other canadian that is not known as crankyhead
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:40 pm, #43692
WTF are you talking about?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:39 pm, #43691
There has never been a black prime minister of canada. Therefore, you are a racist since you are a typical canadian. Your logic, eat it now
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:38 pm, #43690
OK, it's easy now. You are a typical canadian. The typical canadian never votes for a black for prime minister - the only reason can be racism. The proof: there has never been a black person nominated by a major canadian political party for prime minister
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:29 pm, #43688
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:27 pm, #43687
prime ministers of canada
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:27 pm, #43686
I just did. Unless you are willing to admit that you were full of **** about "the typical republican" and the base on the moon. because that applies directly to whether or not you can be labelled a racist based on the discussion about the number of black
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:27 pm, #43685
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:27 pm, #43684
Of course you'd be happy to discuss it. That would mean that you wouldn't have to keep dancing around your lies.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:26 pm, #43683
yes, i would be more than happy to discuss that one. Do you want to play that one?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:26 pm, #43682
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:25 pm, #43681
Or, y'know, you could point to the proof you said you had, outlining my racism? You know, staying on topic?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:25 pm, #43680
so, unless you admit that your a***ogy about gingrich was incorrect and statistically ignorant, we can use that to show that your are a racist misogynist.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:24 pm, #43679
Or we could talk about how you claim to collect $250K a year on veterans disability. Should we have that discussion?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:23 pm, #43678
or we can apply your a***ogy about Gingrich and the moon bases indicating the typical republican to this discussion, right?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:23 pm, #43677
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:23 pm, #43676
Dumbass, I know that the answer is zero. Everyone knows that the answer is zero. What does that prove exactly?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:22 pm, #43675
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:22 pm, #43674
google can show you the exact number. zero, zilch, nada, none, never happened. No non-white or female prime ministers. Can you provide a link to disprove that statement?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:21 pm, #43672
exactly, but we can move the discussion to that if you would like. Or you can answer my questions about non-white and women prime ministers of canada. or you can continue being the clown that you've shown yourself to be
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:20 pm, #43671
Where's your proof? I'll address your distractions, once you back up what you said.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:19 pm, #43670
So, I take it you don't know how many non-whites or women have been elected prime minister of canada?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:19 pm, #43669
Racism is just one form of bigotry, fool.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:18 pm, #43667
Or I can just keep asking you to prove your accusation, and you can keep dancing around it like a fool for another 24 hours. That course of action seems like it would suit you better. So how about it, where's your proof?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:16 pm, #43666
would you like a sh** at that one instead?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:15 pm, #43665
If you'd like, we can move the conversation to your bigotry instead of your racism
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:15 pm, #43664
and you have the balls to come here and lecture the US on racism.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:14 pm, #43663
that was elected. You've never had a non-white that won a major party nomination for prime minister.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:14 pm, #43662
and you've never had a non-white or woman prime minister.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:13 pm, #43660
so, you come from a country of racists - keep the minorities and women out of the prime minister's position, but you aren't racist, right?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:13 pm, #43659
That is correct. She didn't win an election.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:12 pm, #43658
So with that in mind, either A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. I really shouldn't have to tell you this for the twelfth time.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:12 pm, #43657
wait, the one woman who was prime minister wasn't elected, didn't she take over when Mulroney resigned
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:11 pm, #43656
...then, you'll be able to respect others.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:11 pm, #43655
I take it you think it makes you look good to hang empty accusations out there? At least when I accused you of multi-accounting, I didn't stop digging until the proof came to light. You should maybe learn to respect yourself first arnnatz. Maybe...
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:10 pm, #43654
A) answer the question or B) STFU
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:09 pm, #43653
let's change it up some. How many minorities have been prime minister of canada?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 1:09 pm, #43652
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 1:08 pm, #43651
So, i take it you don't want to answer my questions? How many black prime ministers of canada?
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 12:57 pm, #43649
Is that what you think? Adorable. A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 12:56 pm, #43648
Oops, you did have one, but she lost her bid for a second term.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 12:56 pm, #43647
How about women? How many women have been elected prime minister of canada?
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 12:52 pm, #43646
TRANSLATION: I got my a** handed to me by arnnatz again. I'll just whine and cry and beg off because every prime minister of canada has been white and I can't keep calling republicans racist any more. waaaaaah!
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 12:51 pm, #43645
A) Prove my alleged racism. B) STFU. Choose.
crankyhead - November 18, 2012, 12:50 pm, #43644
I'm not interested in your distractions arnnatz.
arnnatz - November 18, 2012, 12:50 pm, #43643
what's the matter cranky? can't come up with any non-whites that have been prime minister of canada?


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LoL, that is hilarious, and a sad amount of truth to it.


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OTC - December 16, 2013, 12:40 pm, #63440
Its a law that only a drug can cure a disease, that's why natural supplements are not approved by FDA and disclaim any cure, even though our bodies were not meant to take chemicals
Sweetpeasmilez - December 15, 2013, 4:33 pm, #63431
Natural is no longer in their vocabulary. They taint our food,our water,our plants, our children, our world all for profit. They have made cures illegal because there is no profit in a cure. That is what this poster is about.
Sweetpeasmilez - December 15, 2013, 4:30 pm, #63430
Big Pharma corrupts all factions of our government.Their profiteering agenda is 1st above the health & well being of the people. Pills are forced down everyone's throat as a cure all.The choice how to care for our families is no longer ours.
RonaldReagan - December 15, 2013, 10:02 am, #63426
Don't get it.


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fauxnews - February 26, 2014, 10:51 pm, #64729
Don't worry, bro. I got your back. I gave him some great advice about you. I also gave him some great 'bait.' Thanks for biting X-D hoohoohaahaa ROFLCOPTER Didn't your "Auntie liberal" ever tell you, don't take candy from strangers? Thank you for playing
OTC - February 26, 2014, 9:18 pm, #64719
Hope you 2 girls had fun with your gossip
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I think he should have been given a 'medal' of honor
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Okay
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What can I say?You got me red-handed! :-) OTC and I go WAY back.Yes,he and I are close friends.The best of friends in fact.But I think you got my pal all wrong.You deeply misunderstand him.Here,I will PERSONALLY message you and tell you ALL about him X-D
RonaldReagan - February 26, 2014, 1:38 am, #64680
What's your beef? Did the make-believe "marine" send you to fight his battles for him now? You one of his pals? And who you supposed to be-From World War 2? FOXnews, btw, is heads and shoulders above anything the liberal media has to peddle.Spell it right
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You're joking Mr.President (lol)Right? Funny,I hear his voice when you post. As much as I admire your spunk,this is plain silly. Seriously,Snow is a tool of the highest order.Like a**ange,he pretends it’s all about justice,but it's really all about 'him'
RonaldReagan - February 14, 2014, 1:37 pm, #64416
This man should be given a metal of honor.
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 6:18 pm, #64253
I'm proud to be a p***ert. I'm amazed at some of my friends and the illegal things they say on the phone. I've been telling them for years they need to watch what they say. I bet they all freaked out when the NSA thing came out.
Curlyrocks - January 28, 2014, 9:54 am, #64244
I agree with you that the phone or E-mail is already too easy to hack for people with a secret. But I wasn't so open about being a disgusting p***ert I would say the government has no right to know what me and other consenting adults do.
AlphaForce - January 28, 2014, 3:26 am, #64242
Frankly I could care less about them spying on people. 1) I don't have anything to hide. 2) DON'T Discuss anything on the phone you want to hide. Anyone can listen, even every day people. Modern Technology makes it available to everyone.
MashiMashi - December 22, 2013, 12:54 pm, #63472
now that it's cold in Russia he wants to goto Brazil to investigate if America was spying on them.....hmmm not Donkeystand or outer slobovia but Brazil, this is your hero. Rally around everybody what sacrififce.
Renza - June 26, 2013, 10:22 am, #56830
yeah, bureaucratic channels are known for their efficiency, surely it would have been effective to use those rather than just give the information out.
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I'm sure if he told congress - who already knew about the program before hand - they would do something about it, right?
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I'm sorry I try not to be a total conspiracy nut but since it's already proven I can tell you there is no legal channel to stand up against this. There are billions in $ at play here and any threats to those construction and tec contracts will be buried.
StoneTools - June 25, 2013, 5:21 pm, #56817
There are legal channels for classified programs to report waste, fraud, and abuse without retribution. He ignored them.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 3:30 pm, #56816
will the head of the CIA be on trial for breaching the laws established by the constitution? is the greater threat to american freedom the actions taken against its own people by its own people.
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 12:01 pm, #56745
A whistleblower uses any channels to raise concerns, even "illegal" ones when others are impossible to use... EVER CONSIDERED THAT?
WTFO - June 18, 2013, 11:16 pm, #56735
This POS is not a whistleblower or a watchdog. Watchdog agencies work from outside the govt mainly thru FOIA requests. Whistleblowers work from within the govt but utilize legal channels to raise concerns. Regardless of the NSA's actions, he's a traitor.


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Renza - February 25, 2013, 9:06 am, #48720
True, they wouldn't need tax exemption until they made it a more centralized organization. I could see them having enough support to get it recognized at least to the point of allowing the religious hat.
PapaFox - February 25, 2013, 8:48 am, #48706
I don't think they have any Flying Spaghetti Monster Cathedrals just yet. :)
ipaprime - February 25, 2013, 7:48 am, #48691
so does the IRS say your tax exempt yet?


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Rating: 4.88/5

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OTC - July 24, 2013, 5:15 pm, #57659
Who doesn't? I don't, in fact, late last night I saw some people who had car trouble and I offered help because they didn't look like gang bangers, they looked like normal people in need of help, and yes, they were black
Renza - July 22, 2013, 7:58 pm, #57628
Who doesn't, I mean look at the posters the fundies have been putting out lately, that's all they're about.
Renza - July 22, 2013, 7:54 pm, #57627
That's such a ridiculous question fox, with such impressive powers of observation and understanding, you should already know the answer. Clearly its the most dangerous known race around.
foxrecon19d - July 22, 2013, 7:03 pm, #57626
"side note, people with pants around their knees aren't that threatening, they're very easy to nock over." And which race might you be refering to, Renza? Which race threatens you so much that you have to make such a statement, Renza? Bigot much, Renza?
OTC - July 22, 2013, 5:52 pm, #57625
so you base decisions on color of skin and not how people carry themselves regardless of color? interesting
Renza - July 22, 2013, 5:42 pm, #57624
Just answering fox's question, if a decision is derived strictly from the ethnicity of nearby individuals it means its racially biased, nothing more. side note, people with pants around their knees aren't that threatening, they're very easy to nock over.
Renza - July 22, 2013, 5:39 pm, #57623
About as sharp as usual fox, comparable to the level of a bubble. At least you're finally accepting Obama as a deity, its a good first step, I'm sure even a grunt can figure out how things work sooner or later.
foxrecon19d - July 22, 2013, 4:30 pm, #57620
Aww. Look! Renzahead's faith in his god, Barack Obama has utterly failed him. His silence confirms that his propaganda has failed. So, Renza. Your move...heh...heh...heh...
foxrecon19d - July 22, 2013, 4:26 pm, #57618
By the way, Renzahead. Why have you stopped making posters that love all over your God, Obama? C'mon, Renzahead. Love on your god Barack Obama.
foxrecon19d - July 22, 2013, 3:58 pm, #57617
Renza, how much of an idiot are you? How many white people are in a Chicago ghetto? The people your beloved God Obama are refering to ARE BLACK! Renza, you are truely f***ing things up for your Democrat gods
OTC - July 22, 2013, 11:36 am, #57613
I wouldn't be afraid if a gang Erkels were in the vicinity, but I would be if a gang of white people with pants at their knees and hats on sideways, so whats your point renza?
Renza - July 22, 2013, 11:03 am, #57612
If your reasoning is a miscellaneous (ethnicity) person in the general vicinity, then yes, it would be.
foxrecon19d - July 22, 2013, 7:46 am, #57610
So it's racist to lock your car door in the Chicago ghetto?


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TAGS: g** marriage gun control freedom
Rating: 2.82/5

More politifakes by fauxnews

fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 4:57 pm, #68830
Yes, run away, Emma. I know you are a coward. Then again, most sociopaths are. P.S. Sorry to piss you off about your pathological lying, but you are much more useful and entertaining this way. :-) Have fun in anger management class. See ya later. Cheers.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 4:54 pm, #68829
Come down the Earth? I thought you didn't believe in Earth. Funny one. I thought you said the planetary evidence for our planet was a conspiracy thought up by the libs. Try again. ;-p
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 4:52 pm, #68828
Nah, I dig Christ and true Xtians. People who hate g'ays (you) and people who use abortion as an excuse to h'ate women (you) in the name of Christ are X.I.N.Os (Xtians in name only) Doh!
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 4:51 pm, #68827
You might want to quit while you are behind. You're really losing what little grip you had on reality. Anyways, I have to take off, try to amuse yourself while I'm gone and keep both hands on the keyboard. We don't want your mom walking in on you again.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 4:50 pm, #68826
I'm a**uming those meds you keep speaking about might provide an answer to that question, Rod Sterling. :-) Music, voices in your head. Meh, same thing.
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 4:49 pm, #68825
You might want to try to come back down to earth and get a little oxygen in that atrophied brain of yours.
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 4:48 pm, #68823
What a moronic thing to say. You **** all over the bible, you **** all over people who believe in Christ, then you turn around and use it both in a lame attempt to justify your bogus arguments.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 4:47 pm, #68822
You concede. Got it. And, yes, I can quote the Bible. It's just a storybook, after all. Like "Fifty Shades of Grey", just longer. In the meanwhile, just let me know if you find a biblical passage that speaks about Kennedy. LMAO
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 4:47 pm, #68821
Why do I hear twilight zone music when I read your posts?
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 4:45 pm, #68819
You will do nothing, Pinnocchio. You like lying. Remember? Don't worry...in your nation they don't stone 'tools' for lying.lol For being g'ay? Maybe...if you ask a certain Senator named Esk. P.S. If you're gonna rip me off, at least be witty about it. X-D
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 4:42 pm, #68816
Oh, and bwahahahahahahaha, hypocrite
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 4:41 pm, #68815
*sigh*lol...Okay, it's like this. You can't have your cake and eat it too. You trash talk religion and the bible, then turn around and use Christ and the bible to try to prove a point.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 4:39 pm, #68814
*sigh*lol..Okay, it's like this. Kennedy didn't exist back in biblical times. Neither did a scientific community and knowledge of climatology. Can you guess what DID exist when Christ was alive? H'omos'exuality. Yet Christ didn't mention this EVER. FTW
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 4:38 pm, #68813
Really? You're quoting a bible from 2000 years (that you ridicule) to prove that g**s should be accepted today? bwahahahahahahah
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 4:37 pm, #68812
OH, he called me Pinocchio, what will I do?
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 4:37 pm, #68811
Really? You're bringing Kennedy and global warming into a debate about Christ's existence 2000 yrs ago? bwhahahahahahahhahahhaha... I didn't know the special Olympics had a debate team. X-D
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 4:34 pm, #68809
Oh, he called me "bonehead". What WILL i do...the shame. And, nah, I wasn't implicating the mods. But certainly seem like you want to. How's that working out for you? Since I've now officially pissed you off, hence the name calling...another tissue? :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 4:17 pm, #68807
and how quick atheists are to use bible quotes in an attempt to bolster their position
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 4:17 pm, #68806
The abomination is atheists being so hypocritical that they trash talk people who believe in religion and get offended when people talk smack to them about their lack of faith.
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 4:15 pm, #68805
Oh, he never ONCE weighed in on the kennedy a**assination conspiracy, or manmade climate change, or any other of your conspiracies either.
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 4:13 pm, #68804
You didn't need to,bonehead. Your statement "if my posts being 'deleted' counts." implicates the admins in your delirium.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 4:06 pm, #68803
The best wisdom I ever heard on the subject actually came from a Christian.He said,"When it comes to love,and who u should love,if it were up to you,what kind of world would u want to live in?Answer that question from your heart,thats what Christ wants."
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 3:48 pm, #68802
The only abomination is the human mind taking a fictional story called the Bible and turning it into a reason to persecute others. There is a reason why Christ, who was pretty thorough in his teachings, never ONCE weighed in against g'ays.Not once. WTF
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 3:46 pm, #68801
Say what you will...but I think the church being okay with Ted Bundy getting married (which he did after his first conviction) but being against law-abiding citizens getting married makes NO sense...
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 3:44 pm, #68800
I know what you are saying. You are just wrong. The church isn't telling the government to outlaw marriage with murderers. But you are allowed to marry convicts in jail. The church also doesn't forbid adulterers from marrying though it find that a sin
OTC - July 13, 2014, 3:42 pm, #68799
You will find that men should marry women and unnatural relations (same ***) is an abomination
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 3:09 pm, #68798
Nah, I never mentioned Moo+. Not sure why you are now, other than the obvious (i.e. you're pathologically projecting, again) You might want take your own advice about those meds, conspiracy boy. X-D
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 3:01 pm, #68794
bwahahahahahahhahahhahah...Coming from you? I'll consider the source on that one. LMAO.. But don't worry...I don't think it's fair to stone 'tools' over their lying. It's enough you and I know the truth, Pinocchio. Tissue?
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 2:59 pm, #68793
Ah, so now you think moooooo is conspiring against you. Ok, now you really do need some meds.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 2:57 pm, #68791
TRANSLATION(EmmaRoydes): I'm a terrible liar. But in sense I'm right...if my posts being 'deleted' counts.
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 2:51 pm, #68786
Oh, and when it comes to being a liar, you take the crown.
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 2:50 pm, #68785
If you really were at least average intelligence, you would see that I've never posted anything that was homophobic. You must be going thru tissues pretty quickly of late.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 2:21 pm, #68782
If you really thought that, you wouldn't post homophobic crap. You are a terrible liar. X-D
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 2:05 pm, #68777
The real abomination is fundamentalists and atheists that push their point of view on everyone else. There's no give and take between either of them. Same with people who support g** rights and those that are opposed.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 1:58 pm, #68774
Bottom line: the only abomination as far as the bible is concerned is religious fundamentalism. Nuff said.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 1:56 pm, #68773
The Bible is open ended for a reason but it's message is clear. Peace on Earth. Heaven on Earth. Love for all. You're warped interpretation of Christ is just that...warping it. People who kill or judge others in the name of Christ totally missed his msg.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 1:54 pm, #68772
The point is that the Bible is a lousy, superstitious place to govern a nation, and shouldn't. Ironically, the spirit and message of Christ is unconditional love for all. It makes no sense for him to exclude g**s, other races or religions...
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 1:50 pm, #68771
Pfffft.. B'ullcrap. The Bible also thinks it's an abomination of have your cattle feeding with the wrong kind of cattle. And, for the record, you won't find a quote that says "Men should not marry men." That' s the ironic thing about it...
OTC - July 13, 2014, 1:34 pm, #68770
The Bible refers to a man and woman in marriage, not a man and man in marriage , that is stated as an abomination, seems pretty clear.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 9:59 am, #68764
My point is that "the spirit" of the bible, and Xtianity, preaches tolerance, unconditional love and acceptance. But you'd have to read between the lines and antiquated text to see that. My hope anyways. Cheers. :-)
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 9:56 am, #68763
*read = feed...lol (ah, my smarty pants smartphone auto-corrector)
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 9:55 am, #68762
Yes, I agree with the gist of what you are saying. My point was that basis modern law off a dusty 2000 year old book that punishes you with death for how "you read your goats" is not a rock solid basis for how humans should treat each other...
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 9:53 am, #68761
The commandments from the Bible also says "Psychics, wizards, and so on are to be stoned to death" and "Don't let cattle graze with other kinds of Cattle" and other laws from 2000 years ago...lol
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 9:53 am, #68760
...Same-*** marriage is rejected as un-Christian and immoral on the basis of a myopic reading of a very few Biblical texts. And the texts in question are scant indeed.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 9:52 am, #68759
Actually, TA, the Bible does not clearly endorse one form of marriage over another. The Biblical arguments against same-*** marriage are not proffered from texts that deal with marriage, but from texts that purportedly deal with same-*** orientation...
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 9:51 am, #68758
I said "the bible." I never said "the church". There is a difference. And if I were a Xtian, I wouldn't give a f*** what a group of contemporaries in charge of essentially a politically organization think. Who needs others to tell me what the bible means?
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 2:41 am, #68750
i'm all for equality, but saying the bible doesnt oppose g** marriage is just plain stupid. if the bible prohibits a couple having *** then its an obvious implication that marriage between them is also prohibited.
fauxnews - July 12, 2014, 8:40 pm, #68735
The g** men in the surrounding states that got married never hurt you either. Not one hair on your head. Buildings aren't burning down over it. Baby Jesus isn't crying. See a theme here? More guns have hurt people than any g** marriage ever did. Nuff said
Bandit5906 - July 12, 2014, 8:19 pm, #68734
I left ammo next to my gun for a whole month and it never hurt anyone!
fauxnews - July 12, 2014, 8:13 pm, #68733
That works too.
Greeny - July 12, 2014, 7:26 pm, #68732
I see no vs. here... putting the wrong people behind guns or marriage, it's the same thing


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Rating: 2.5/5

More politifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - June 8, 2013, 5:36 pm, #56509
I appreciate the nod, Bob, but I have no illusions about the response I get with my posters. I would've been more insulted if I got no votes at all.
Renza - June 8, 2013, 1:48 pm, #56498
Yeah, you don't get paid to post on this site?
StoneTools - June 8, 2013, 8:15 am, #56489
working here?
BobbEdwards - June 8, 2013, 1:44 am, #56488
It says plenty how the 1Ls automatically roll in whenever you post, Cannabal. If you're remotely left of center, working here is like being a lib "guest" on a Fox News program. You barely get a word in before being shouted (rated) down and swept aside.
Curlyrocks - June 6, 2013, 9:15 pm, #56434
Another perfect poster by Cannabal, I love how conservatives never look at war as another form of B/S tax keeping the rich rich and the powerful powerful.
Cannabal - June 6, 2013, 3:54 pm, #56426
I agree: those Wall Street gluttons are total parasites. Viva la revolution!
Renza - June 6, 2013, 9:45 am, #56421
shouldn't be so hard on yourself chad
ChadAllen - June 6, 2013, 7:28 am, #56415
Logic?? Only to those too ignorant to know, understand, or care what it takes to preserve it. Those who are quick to enjoy the fruits of the sacrifices made by better people, but too cowardly & selfish to do their "fair share" to help defend it!


NOONE SUSPECTS A SOLE PUPPET MASTER - when the puppets are always fighting each other.


TAGS: futile ignorance destroys freedom
Rating: 1/5

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ughomer - October 4, 2012, 1:54 pm, #39841
How profound.


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SEND US $5.00 - So That We Can Continue To Fight Against Private Citizen's Rights Of Free Speech.




AWESOME - Describes our soldiers, sailors, Marines, airmen and Coast Guardsmen. Thanx for defending our freedom.




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RELIGION OF PEACE? - Liberals and Democrats keep praising the "virtues" of islam. That must be because they share the same views: "Freedom can go to hell"




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